you know what REALLY irritates me:

when i get all done up for a night out with my friends and we all look AMAZING and yet we all get ID’d even though its OBVIOUS we’re all like 22-24. then you see girls out where you are dressed in their scruffs and its like HOW DID YOU GET IN?! because they all have on hardly any make up and are blatantly like 16-17.

my mum says its because the bouncers want a sly perv because my friends are all gorgeous. aha.